The Ministry of Clubland
Saturday 6th June - Saturday 25th July
this is the ministry of clubland
Ministry of Clubland at The Purple Peacock is Newcastle’s new home of big-stage party energy. This is where iconic club anthems collide with full-throttle performance, taking everything you remember from the golden era of dance and firing it back with theatrical power.
Expect a live soundtrack that hits different. Sax that cuts through the room, electric violin riffs over the biggest dance classics and percussionists on bongos driving the beat like you’re front row at a festival. Layer that with powerhouse vocals, explosive choreography, aerial performers and cast-led hype and you get a night that feels closer to an arena show than a club.
If Clubland CDs, school disco remixes and dancefloor nostalgia shaped your youth, this is your night. Ministry of Clubland blends rave culture with immersive theatre to create a high-octane atmosphere that never dips.
No slow moments. No filler. Just anthem after anthem, choreographed chaos, character energy and a crowd that comes ready to lose themselves in the noise.
This is Clubland reimagined. This is Newcastle’s biggest party. And it only happens at The Purple Peacock.
2 Course Tickets
£
49
95
Per Person -
Welcome Drink On Arrival
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Live vocals | Choreographed shows | Fire & Aerial Acts
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Doors Open: Friday Shows 7pm |
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Includes 2 Course Meal
£10pp deposit is required at the time of booking with final balance must be paid and submitted no later than 7 days before your booking date.
PLEASE NOTE groups of 8 and over are subject to a £40pp minimum spend on top of the price of the ticket.
PLEASE NOTE groups of 8 and over are subject to a £40pp minimum spend on top of the price of the ticket.
NEW SHOW
Standard Tickets
£
29
95
Per Person -
Welcome Drink On Arrival
-
Live vocals | Choreographed shows | Fire & Aerial Acts
-
Doors Open: Friday Shows 7pm
-
A La Carte Dining available on the night
£10pp deposit is required at the time of booking with final balance must be paid and submitted no later than 7 days before your booking date.
PLEASE NOTE groups of 8 and over are subject to a £40pp minimum spend on top of the price of the ticket.
PLEASE NOTE groups of 8 and over are subject to a £40pp minimum spend on top of the price of the ticket.
NEW SHOW
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2 Course Tickets
£
49
95
Per Person -
Welcome Drink On Arrival
-
Live vocals | Choreographed shows | Fire & Aerial Acts
-
Doors Open: Friday Shows 7pm
-
Includes 2 course meal
£10pp deposit is required at the time of booking with final balance must be paid and submitted no later than 7 days before your booking date.
PLEASE NOTE groups of 8 and over are subject to a £40pp minimum spend on top of the price of the ticket.
PLEASE NOTE groups of 8 and over are subject to a £40pp minimum spend on top of the price of the ticket.
NEW SHOW
Standard Tickets
£
29
95
Per Person -
Welcome Drink On Arrival
-
Live vocals | Choreographed shows | Fire & Aerial Acts
-
Doors Open: Friday Shows 7pm
-
A La Carte Dining available to order on the night
£10pp deposit is required at the time of booking with final balance must be paid and submitted no later than 7 days before your booking date.
PLEASE NOTE groups of 8 and over are subject to a £40pp minimum spend on top of the price of the ticket.
PLEASE NOTE groups of 8 and over are subject to a £40pp minimum spend on top of the price of the ticket.
NEW SHOW
What to Expect
Making A Booking
Pre Ordering
Arriving
On The Day
Making A Booking
How to Book
Reservations must be made in advance via our website
A £10 deposit is required at the time of booking to secure your table.
The remaining balance is due 7 days before your booking date.
Pre Orders must be submitted 2 weeks before your chosen date.
Pre Ordering
To ensure a smooth experience, pre-ordering from our Drunch menu is compulsory.
Dietary requirements must be noted in advance when booking. Changes cannot be made on the day.
Arriving
What to Expect:
- 90 minutes of bottomless drinks (cocktails, prosecco, and beer).
- A delicious Drunch menu, which must be pre-ordered in advance.
- Live singers, dancers, fire acts, and resident DJs—a party like no other!
Bottomless Rules:
- Bottomless drinks begin once all tables are seated.
- Food is served within the first 45 minutes.
- Last drinks orders are taken 1hr 15mins into your event (45 minutes before the end).
- Your welcome drink will be ready on arrival. You must finish your current drink before ordering the next one.
On The Day
Drunch
- Enjoy 90 minutes of bottomless drinks and themed entertainment.
- Our resident DJs, dancers, and performers will get the party going with high-energy performances.
- Themes change weekly from Clubland to Country so there’s something for everyone!